The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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