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Did you just see the Batmobile???
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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