spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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