Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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