You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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