walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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