After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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