Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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