Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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