It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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