I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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