In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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