Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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