How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
