went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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