It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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