As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
