does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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