I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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