The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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