That's when you crack a 10am beer
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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