3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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