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i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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