if i died would you start the facebook group?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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