I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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