my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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