Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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