if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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