Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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