You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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