what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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