As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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