You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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