A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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