I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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