I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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