I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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