im having a threesome with these popsicles
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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