You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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