At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So much rum. So many feels.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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