just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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