covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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