I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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