If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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