i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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