he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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