We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My vagina is very pro this idea
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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