The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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