I wish I only lived at night.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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