How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My cat gives me a boner
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Im part way to drunk.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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