Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Randomize
