there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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