who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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