That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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