I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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