So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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